Signs from the road...

I stopped in a gas station to get a cup of coffee while I was on the road today. While I was paying for my coffee I noticed a small scrap of paper taped to the counter. It read:

98% of drivers say "Oh Sh*t" when they hit an icy patch. The other 2% are from Missouri and say "Hold my beer and watch this."

I think I went to high school with those 2%.